One woman's week, with Karen FenesseyPosted 14 hours 19 minutes agoI have always been the world's greatest champion of younger women and, like Cheryl, have also suffered the inevitable betrayal.
Your problems solved, with Holly HarperPosted 14 hours 41 minutes ago"There's not much else yet, but that's because we were busy for a few days writing death threats to Caroline Flack."
'Bring back British hand swearing'Posted 15 hours 46 minutes agoTHE traditional British V-sign is being undermined by the transatlantic 'middle finger' type of hand abuse, it has been claimed.
Dolphins reject human statusPosted 16 hours 31 minutes agoSCIENTISTS hoping to give dolphins the same rights as humans have been told to button it by the creatures themselves.
Pickles told to come up with something not involving foodPosted 17 hours 9 minutes agoTUCK-LOVING Communities Secretary Eric Pickles has been severely reprimanded after unveiling yet another grub-based 'cohesion strategy'.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic BobPosted 1 day 9 hours 51 minutes agoAquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! And I'll give you twenty quid if you can get me some rubber gloves and a big jar of goose fat while you're at it.'uml;
Lansley to be paraded around BritainPosted 1 day 15 hours 26 minutes agoANDREW Lansley is to be toured across the nation as its officially-appointed hate sponge.
Drought 'could make Mancunians take off anoraks'Posted 1 day 16 hours 18 minutes agoBRITAIN'S impending drought could force Mancunians to remove their anoraks for the first time since 1990.
Millions remember the martyrdom of Saint PancakePosted 1 day 16 hours 49 minutes agoCHRISTIANS worldwide have remembered the martyrdom of St Pancake of Antioch, who was stuffed full of hot cheese, fried and repeatedly thrown into the air around 530 AD.
Vulnerable man lauds volunteers who 'keep him going'Posted 1 day 17 hours 23 minutes agoPHILIP Clarke, who has poor eyesight, has issued a heartfelt thanks to big-hearted volunteers who help him live his life.
Middle-class drug abuse linked to Radio 2 'shout outs'Posted 2 days 14 hours 15 minutes agoAN epidemic of anti-anxiety drug usage has been blamed on increasingly protracted 'shout outs' by callers to BBC Radio 2.
Baby born to male mother still of absolutely no interest to anyone except familyPosted 2 days 14 hours 59 minutes agoA MAN has given birth to a baby, forcing his friends to pretend to be interested purely out of politeness.
Lord Lucan 'just on gap year'Posted 2 days 15 hours 56 minutes agoPOLICE are exploring the possibility that Lord Lucan, who disappeared in 1974 following the murder of his children's nanny, may simply be on an extended gap year.
Warren to launch pay-per-view press conferencesPosted 2 days 16 hours 44 minutes agoFRANK Warren is to charge home audiences £12 for all future boxing interviews.
Patrick Bateman 'devastated' by Whitney Houston funeralPosted 2 days 17 hours 20 minutes ago51-YEAR-OLD Wall Street commodities broker Patrick Bateman has described his anguish at the death of Whitney Houston.
Reader offerPosted 4 days 15 hours 10 minutes ago Romantic Nappies of Love.
New anti-virus software 'deadliest yet'Posted 5 days 13 hours 37 minutes agoTHE latest batch of anti-virus software will break your computer even more thoroughly than previous versions, experts have warned.
Beard disposal experts cordon off David MitchellPosted 5 days 14 hours 59 minutes agoA MILITARY facial hair disposal team has sealed off Peep Show star David Mitchell in a tense bid to remove his beard.
Paparazzi found in Sienna Miller's wombPosted 5 days 15 hours 53 minutes agoA GROUP of motorbike-riding press photographers has been discovered in the uterus of actress Sienna Miller.
Villas-Boas issues confident statement from PortakabinPosted 5 days 16 hours 18 minutes agoCHELSEA manager Andre Villas-Boas has remained defiantly upbeat despite having his office moved into a modular building several miles from Stamford Bridge.
