Meet the Team

With a company the size of Bank Tavern Enterprises it can be difficult to know who's who.  Who heads up the Research and Development Team?  Where can you go with an estates management query?  Who makes the decisions on new multi-stakeholder inter-deparmental efficiency proposals?

All this and more will be answered by the Bank Tavern organisational chart, just as soon as we get it back from our Marketing and Communications Business Partners - they really need a shake-up down there.

Watch this space....(not literally)

Breaking News

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey
Posted 14 hours 18 minutes ago
I have always been the world's greatest champion of younger women and, like Cheryl, have also suffered the inevitable betrayal.

 

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Posted 14 hours 40 minutes ago
"There's not much else yet, but that's because we were busy for a few days writing death threats to Caroline Flack."

 

'Bring back British hand swearing'
Posted 15 hours 45 minutes ago
THE traditional British V-sign is being undermined by the transatlantic 'middle finger' type of hand abuse, it has been claimed.

 

Dolphins reject human status
Posted 16 hours 30 minutes ago
SCIENTISTS hoping to give dolphins the same rights as humans have been told to button it by the creatures themselves.

 

Pickles told to come up with something not involving food
Posted 17 hours 8 minutes ago
TUCK-LOVING Communities Secretary Eric Pickles has been severely reprimanded after unveiling yet another grub-based 'cohesion strategy'.

 

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Posted 1 day 9 hours 50 minutes ago
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! And I'll give you twenty quid if you can get me some rubber gloves and a big jar of goose fat while you're at it.'uml;

 

Lansley to be paraded around Britain
Posted 1 day 15 hours 25 minutes ago
ANDREW Lansley is to be toured across the nation as its officially-appointed hate sponge.

 

Drought 'could make Mancunians take off anoraks'
Posted 1 day 16 hours 17 minutes ago
BRITAIN'S impending drought could force Mancunians to remove their anoraks for the first time since 1990.

 

Millions remember the martyrdom of Saint Pancake
Posted 1 day 16 hours 48 minutes ago
CHRISTIANS worldwide have remembered the martyrdom of St Pancake of Antioch, who was stuffed full of hot cheese, fried and repeatedly thrown into the air around 530 AD.

 

Vulnerable man lauds volunteers who 'keep him going'
Posted 1 day 17 hours 22 minutes ago
PHILIP Clarke, who has poor eyesight, has issued a heartfelt thanks to big-hearted volunteers who help him live his life.

 

Middle-class drug abuse linked to Radio 2 'shout outs'
Posted 2 days 14 hours 14 minutes ago
AN epidemic of anti-anxiety drug usage has been blamed on increasingly protracted 'shout outs' by callers to BBC Radio 2.

 

Baby born to male mother still of absolutely no interest to anyone except family
Posted 2 days 14 hours 58 minutes ago
A MAN has given birth to a baby, forcing his friends to pretend to be interested purely out of politeness.

 

Lord Lucan 'just on gap year'
Posted 2 days 15 hours 55 minutes ago
POLICE are exploring the possibility that Lord Lucan, who disappeared in 1974 following the murder of his children's nanny, may simply be on an extended gap year.

 

Warren to launch pay-per-view press conferences
Posted 2 days 16 hours 43 minutes ago
FRANK Warren is to charge home audiences £12 for all future boxing interviews.

 

Patrick Bateman 'devastated' by Whitney Houston funeral
Posted 2 days 17 hours 19 minutes ago
51-YEAR-OLD Wall Street commodities broker Patrick Bateman has described his anguish at the death of Whitney Houston.

 

Reader offer
Posted 4 days 15 hours 9 minutes ago
Romantic Nappies of Love.

 

New anti-virus software 'deadliest yet'
Posted 5 days 13 hours 36 minutes ago
THE latest batch of anti-virus software will break your computer even more thoroughly than previous versions, experts have warned.

 

Beard disposal experts cordon off David Mitchell
Posted 5 days 14 hours 58 minutes ago
A MILITARY facial hair disposal team has sealed off Peep Show star David Mitchell in a tense bid to remove his beard.

 

Paparazzi found in Sienna Miller's womb
Posted 5 days 15 hours 52 minutes ago
A GROUP of motorbike-riding press photographers has been discovered in the uterus of actress Sienna Miller.

 

Villas-Boas issues confident statement from Portakabin
Posted 5 days 16 hours 17 minutes ago
CHELSEA manager Andre Villas-Boas has remained defiantly upbeat despite having his office moved into a modular building several miles from Stamford Bridge.