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12:00 – 01:00 (Thurs – Sat)

​12:00 – 16:00 everyday

Tucked away from the hustle & bustle of the city centre, The Bank Tavern has stood since the 1800’s. Surviving an alarming number of riots, two world wars, Bristol City Council town planners and Thatcher.

An independent free house, it prides itself on an award winning ales and ciders, excellent food and not taking itself too seriously.

With music on throughout the week and an ever rotating selection of ales & ciders its always worth a visit. Check out our Kitchen page, and Listings page!


Breaking News

We will vote Conservative because we deserve to be punished, says Britain
Posted 1 day 23 hours 16 minutes ago
BRITONS will elect a Conservative government because they believe they are bad and deserve to suffer, polls have confirmed.


Middle-class family tanning absolute f**k out of their National Trust membership
Posted 1 day 23 hours 51 minutes ago
A FAMILY have spent the Easter holidays giving their National Trust cards an absolute fucking hammering.


EU dares to have Brexit demands
Posted 2 days 38 minutes ago
THE EU has dared to have a list of demands for the Brexit negotiations when it is Britain that will be doing the demanding.


Cyclists handed yet another reason to think they’re better than you
Posted 2 days 1 hour 20 minutes ago
THE news that cycling cuts the risk of cancer by half has given cyclists another reason to be insufferably smug, it has emerged.


My government is a weak, unstable, leaderless rabble, says May in interview slip
Posted 2 days 2 hours 15 minutes ago
THERESA May has accidentally contradicted her ‘strong, stable, leadership’ electoral message in a live interview.


Friend selfishly having birthday drinks in his bit of London
Posted 2 days 23 hours ago
A FRIEND is celebrating his birthday near his flat in Stoke Newington, despite it being miles from where everyone else lives.


Mathematical equations still best way to sell shampoo
Posted 2 days 23 hours 47 minutes ago
COMPLICATED mathematical equations requiring viewers to work out how many people equal 78 per cent of 237 remain the best way to sell shampoo, say experts.


Idiotic multi-billionaire assumes Tories care about foreigners
Posted 3 days 50 minutes ago
AN idiotic American billionaire has assumed the Tories care about the fate of people in the developing world.


Man deeply disillusioned with state of world may just be hungry
Posted 3 days 1 hour ago
A 27-YEAR-OLD man is either in profound despair over the chaos, injustice and insanity of the world today, or just hungry.


Man can’t understand why there isn’t a political party just for him
Posted 3 days 1 hour 56 minutes ago
A GROWN man is in a huff because no political party exactly matches his views, it has emerged.


£70k a year nothing, factory workers agree
Posted 3 days 2 hours 15 minutes ago
A GROUP of Burnley factory workers have agreed that nobody on £70,000 a year can really be considered ‘rich’.


May rules out TV debate because her voters only like the wireless
Posted 3 days 22 hours 24 minutes ago
THERESA May has ruled out a TV debate because the voters she wants to reach have the wireless on with their cup of tea.


Lib Dems refuse to rule out coalition with absolutely anyone
Posted 3 days 23 hours 24 minutes ago
THE Lib Dems are refusing to rule out a coalition with any British political party that will have them, they have confirmed.


Young voters urged to make inane, idiotic voices heard
Posted 4 days 16 minutes ago
VOTERS aged 18 to 24 have been told to make sure to cast their moronic, misguided votes in the general election.


Crime drama just f**king you about now
Posted 4 days 1 hour 1 minute ago
A TV crime drama that started off promisingly is now just f**king with viewers for kicks, it has emerged.


If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, claims Corbyn
Posted 4 days 1 hour 55 minutes ago
LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn has told Theresa May that if she strikes him down, then it is she who will truly have lost.


May confident Britain’s rabid, insane press will never turn on her
Posted 4 days 2 hours 14 minutes ago
THE prime minister remains secure in her belief that Britain’s frothing, maniacal tabloids will always be on her side, no matter what.


Snap election ‘suggests the shit will have really hit the fan by 2020’
Posted 4 days 20 hours 36 minutes ago
POLITICAL experts believe the timing of the snap election proves that the shit will have seriously hit the fan by May 2020.


Labour campaign to focus on updating CVs
Posted 4 days 20 hours 45 minutes ago
LABOUR MPs are to spend the next seven weeks updating their CVs and talking to recruitment agencies.


Theresa May announces last election
Posted 4 days 23 hours 11 minutes ago
THE PRIME minister has announced that the general election on June 8th will be Britain’s last.