Bar:
12:00 – 00:00 (Sun – Wed)
12:00 – 01:00 (Thurs – Sat)

Food:
​12:00 – 16:00 everyday

Tucked away from the hustle & bustle of the city centre, The Bank Tavern has stood since the 1800’s. Surviving an alarming number of riots, two world wars, Bristol City Council town planners and Thatcher.

An independent free house, it prides itself on an award winning ales and ciders, excellent food and not taking itself too seriously.

With music on throughout the week and an ever rotating selection of ales & ciders its always worth a visit. Check out our Kitchen page, and Listings page!

 

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BRITONS will elect a Conservative government because they believe they are bad and deserve to suffer, polls have confirmed.

 

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EU dares to have Brexit demands
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My government is a weak, unstable, leaderless rabble, says May in interview slip
Posted 2 days 2 hours 15 minutes ago
THERESA May has accidentally contradicted her ‘strong, stable, leadership’ electoral message in a live interview.

 

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Idiotic multi-billionaire assumes Tories care about foreigners
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Man can’t understand why there isn’t a political party just for him
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£70k a year nothing, factory workers agree
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May rules out TV debate because her voters only like the wireless
Posted 3 days 22 hours 24 minutes ago
THERESA May has ruled out a TV debate because the voters she wants to reach have the wireless on with their cup of tea.

 

Lib Dems refuse to rule out coalition with absolutely anyone
Posted 3 days 23 hours 24 minutes ago
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Young voters urged to make inane, idiotic voices heard
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Crime drama just f**king you about now
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If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, claims Corbyn
Posted 4 days 1 hour 55 minutes ago
LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn has told Theresa May that if she strikes him down, then it is she who will truly have lost.

 

May confident Britain’s rabid, insane press will never turn on her
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Snap election ‘suggests the shit will have really hit the fan by 2020’
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Labour campaign to focus on updating CVs
Posted 4 days 20 hours 45 minutes ago
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Theresa May announces last election
Posted 4 days 23 hours 11 minutes ago
THE PRIME minister has announced that the general election on June 8th will be Britain’s last.

 

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